Rap Videos Fit For A President

           These raps are awesome. 

Let's all hope that Toronto Batman has the time to do more of them for future debates!

And just so we're all clear... Green Lantern can party on earth, particularly the USA, whenever he'd like. Characters welcome. Just call us before you come so we can give our boy, The General, a call. He'd like to schmooze you a little. He's got some big, extraterrestrial plans in store for Dos Equis.

Per the General:
"We don't always go to space. Just ask NASA. But when we do, 
Green Lantern transports us and drinks Dos Equis."

Speaking of which... are there any drinking and flying laws yet? Richard Branson, please answer us this very important question. Right after you're done investing in our business...

Thanks Obama

My arms are sore. Thanks, Michelle Obama!

Signed,
Every Woman in America

Just look at all these chicks with their Michelle Obama arms. 

Thanks for the epidemic, Michelle Obama!

For more "Thanks Obama" GIFs, click here.

Funny E-Cards

Binders Full of Men, GQ Style

* Please insert yourself into said page protector. *

Attn: People who love the male human form...

Robert Pattinson
April 2009 GQ Magazine
Photo by Nathaniel Goldberg

Drake
April 2012 GQ Magazine
Photo by Sebastian Kim

Channing Tatum
December 2012 GQ Magazine
Photo by Sebastian Kim

Taylor Lautner
July 2010 GQ Magazine
Photo by Mario Testino

Jeremy Renner
October 2010 GQ Magazine
Photo by Nathaniel Goldberg

Enjoy!

Horses and Bayonets

Now here's a cute song.

Lead the charge.

Never forget.

Follow Horses and Bayonets the Twitter account 

here.

Get your horse masks 

here and join in the horse head adventures. 

And don't forget the Dos Equis...

Michelle Obama Admires Harrison Ford

Don't you just love our First Lady? 
She's got a way about her how one time you see her talk all professional. 
And bam! 
The next moment she's relating well to our country's youth.

She's got her arms covered up. It's a shame. 
But obviously she doesn't want to take the attention away from the Jackie Robinson film. 

Because they are a showstopper!