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Did you miss Binders Full of Men, Men's Health Mag Style?

Click here for the deliciousness.

Enjoy and you're welcome ;o)

*PS- Someone tell Paul Ryan that his women demographic would really like to see what P90X can do for a body. Republicans, deliver the goods of him being in pictures shirtless. You want to know how to attract younger voters, right?
 
         * This would totally work. *

Fashion choices, smashion schmoices

Ummm, do we not live in America anymore? 
Can we not wear whatever the heck we want? Did all the Walmartyrs I see out not get the memo?

Pitbull got the memo! Amen...
He knows you & the bear want him...

Don't make me part with my hot sauce or I'll put the Tabasco cap in yo' a@$!

Pictures for when captions simply aren't enough...

As if the national debt, recession, or suckester wasn't important enough to talk about...
Let's talk fashion, people. Jay-Z & Karolina Kurkova are heating up people's interest about what's acceptable to be seen in.

Seen to the right, people are calling supermodel Karolina insensitive to the Boston manhunt that was in full force last week. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Click here for more deets on the Karolina drama.

Poor Karolina should of just worn a dress with Tabasco sauce all over it, complete with a holster to hold an actual bottle of hot sauce as well. The male population on Planet Earth, however, would of just preferred her in a birthday suit.




Marco Rubio no te gustas Jay-Z's support of this Che character.

Click here for more on this drama.

Read for yourself about Che Guevara
here & here.

You can decide what you think & then wear whatever the heck you want.



Heck, Walmartyrs do...




* P.S.- www.peopleofwalmart.com actually exists & is awesome...

Party at the White House

This saying to my wonderful left pretty much sums up how most Americans feel about the latest concert at the White House.

Fox News reported the shin-dig cost $1.3 million dollars! For one stinkin' night. Cheese & rice.

Granted there are millions of people in this country, so hypothetically put 1.3 million people in a room & take a dollar from each. Then the number doesn't sound so bad.

When it comes right down to it, I'm not slamming the White House for doing it. I particularly like how the Obamas use publicity to their advantage. They are making politics cool again with the younger generations. They're also highly relatable to the American people and I can't stop oogling over Michelle Obama's gorgeous arms. It makes my day every time she bares arms. Let's get one thing straight right now- bad press or good press is still press. Think about it.


However, there are other things the White House could of done with $1,300,000.00 to make better use of this huge amount of money.

Every one's paychecks in this economy are sucking. Probably most would laugh at you if you told them to take say $200 out of their budget for a pair of tickets to go to a concert. I know personally that if you told me to set aside any amount of money for a concert, I'd fart in your general direction. Seriously. While we're on this poopy discussion, put on your boots... because the BS is gettin' deep. I live paycheck to paycheck, yo! I don't have the $200 to spend on a concert. Thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather keep my lights on and my milk at a comfortable 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

Chew on this... you know that saying that like 80% of the country's wealth is controlled by like 20%? Well, I don't know of a fixed investment right now that yields over 1% in interest. If the rich ain't making interest on their money right now, how the heck do you expect them to create more jobs? Where, my darling, do you think they get the money to boost the economy & lower the unemployment rates? It's called compounded interest, people. Executives in no way, shape or form are going to cut the caviar out of their lifestyle to create jobs. Job creation money has to come from somewhere that won't impact how their families live. God forbid. I've been looking for a job forever & I am happy to report that the only offers on the table are all commission with ZERO health benefits. Thanks, business owners. Thanks. So much for a stable salary.

Don't believe me? Click here to see what current CD interest rates are at.

Let's take that figure of $1,300,000.00 again & break down what the government could of done with that money.

• 1.3 mill / $30,000.00 = 43.33 people could of been employed with salaries at $30,000.00 per year. That's just great to know. That's 43.33 families that could of been taken off of the Medicaid & food stamps succubus. Just sayin'. With that being said, I am in no way saying that a family of four can actually live comfortably off of $30,000 a year. Me no stupidey.
• Oh! Stamp out hunger, right? Dr. Phil is "feeding America" supporting the "feeding America" campaign. 1.3 mill probably could of bought about 2,000,000 cans of soup or vegetables for either domestic or third world hunger. Two million cans of food is nothing to snicker at.
• There are uninsured kids all over America. $1.3 mill could of gone into advertising & marketing campaigns to help insure our youth.
• It's also no secret that the elderly living off of limited funds have problems with the Medicare gaps & the costs associated with medication. There are elderly people who take their much needed doses & cut them in half because of cost. Don't you think that maybe they should be taking their meds the way their doctors intended?

Now, let's just say that it's a huge honor to meet a President, let alone be invited to the White House. If my phone ever rings to do so, you better believe I would go... for free, of course. Let's all pray right now that we didn't actually pay the performers for their appearance. You don't have to pay me a dime to schmooze at the White House. No research has been done to solidify this claim, but if I'm right about this unsubstantiated claim of payment to celebrities who are already rich as balls, I will then proceed to barf in your general direction.

Furthermore, if you have comments regarding this or any other topic that comes up on this crazy blog, please drop me an e-mail & I will publish your writing. Let the American people's voices be heard. Your letters of beefs or compliments can go to thebeautyinpolitics@gmail.com.

Enjoy your day, friends. Thinking about what you'd do with $1,300,000.00, that is. This wonderful concert will be aired on PBS stations nationwide this upcoming Tuesday, April 16th.

PS- The writing contained here-in is backed by our US Constitution. Thanks.

Doomsday Radiation Protection

Doomsday Bunkers can really freak a person out.
The show produced by the Discovery Channel can only be compared to a horrific car accident. We've all been there... slowing up traffic to see exactly what just happened. You don't really want to look, but oddly feel compelled to look at the crash site.



However, one can learn a thing or two in case you need to jump head first into emergency survival situations.
Just in case nuclear crap hits the fan, we've got you covered... Read on, friends.

                Kennedy Bunker in Palm Beach, FL

              Photo by Gary Coronado, ZUMA Press

                  Info on touring this bunker here.

Radiation can be inhaled. You can also eat & drink up radiation through food and water sources.
At least you're forewarned.


Potassium Iodide, a.k.a. KI, can protect your thyroid gland from absorbing radiation. To sum it up, these pills trick your body into thinking it's already full to the max with radiation, therefore eliminating more from entering your system. They will cover you for a period of 24 hours, so pretty much you'd take them daily.

Click here to learn more about Potassium Iodide straight from the CDC.

RADPAK-7, $99.99
Detects, decontaminates & protects up to 7 people.
Get it here.

iOSAT Tablets, $9.99
14 tabs/ pack
Get it here.

Gun Control Big Bird Style

Clearly, there is a great conspiracy going on here. 

This is the only pic even close to the
one of Big Bird sporting all that ammo.

The person sitting behind this computer spent quite a bit of time trying to find that infamous picture of Big Bird sporting that gun & wearing all that ammunition with the ad that said, "You want a piece of this, Mitt?".

No mas bueno. Couldn't find it anywhere. Isn't that interesting?

Me thinks that Big Bird doesn't find it that funny anymore now that Obamians are supporting gun control.

Here's an interesting article which highlights the fact that 91% of Americans support universal background checks for the purchase of firearms.

So, what do you think?

While banning assault weapons and magazine clips that carry multiple rounds is sort of an infringement on our 2nd amendment rights, I sort of agree with this type of thinking.

I mean, unnecessary mass killings are happening, people.

Normal people, meaning civilians, don't really need that type of fire power unless the zombie apocalypse is near.

If you shoot a deer with an assault rifle, you got problems, bro. #VoteGunSense
— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) April 2, 2013

But now that all these North Korea shenanigans are going on, I suppose it could be nice to have one in case Red Dawn the movie starts happening for real.

Ummm, Thor, could you call all your superhero buddies & keep them on standby for April 10th regarding North Korea? youtu.be/k6T2Q4bBcUU
— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) April 5, 2013

The point of this blog is not to tell you what or how to think. It's just to tell you to think, unlike our zombie friends, which are incapable of actually doing so.

Dear Americans, 
Quit walking around the country like a zombie believing that ignorance is bliss. Learn about our constitution & dig deep for information about how lots of other countries hate us. If we care about our kids so much to vote #gunsense, don't we also owe it to them to know about issues that could endanger their future?
Geez. Red Dawn the movie could really happen. World War II really wasn't that long ago...

Click here to learn more about gun control & how it relates to the 2nd amendment, please! I beg you.

I think the problem with all this gun control talk regarding the amendments is that most Americans believe that once you give the government an inch, they typically take an entire foot. Taxes & our social security are a prime example. Yeah, thanks for all the tax hikes & that whole "borrowing" out of our giantly grouped fundage we call social security.

Our kids will thank you later, once they're financially devastated & living out of a box.


Here's a genius idea... if you don't have the money, then DON'T spend it!
Cheese and rice.

Here's another genius idea... amp up mental health care in this country. Or, at least the ability for low to mid-income people to get some. I don't have insurance & would love some Prozac, but because my family makes just a little bit too much to qualify for Medicaid I can't get it. So sorry I don't live off the government. But honestly, do you really think I have the wiggle room in my budget to be paying out of pocket for monthly doctor office visits? Come on. Get real. Thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather feed my kids & keep writing this nonsense I call this blog. However, there are people out there that are truly crazier than me & really should be going regularly to doctors for meds & therapy. Duh, said the founder and owner over at the Department of Redundancy Department.

This just shows a total lack of adequate mental health care being provided in the U.S. Most of these Adam Lanzas exhibited warning signs.
— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) April 2, 2013

Chocolate Ammo, $19.99
Get It Here

Oh, well... I guess instead of having tons of ammo & Prozac, I can always eat some chocolate... shaped like ammo.

Chocolate does actually boost your mood, FYI...

Horses and Bayonets Gangnam Style

Clearly Psy had the "in's" with the #horsesandbayonets long before it became a thing!



Just look at all the horsey dance moves, man...



Giddy up! Missile style. 
(Why are you laughing? It's not funny...)

@teapartycat See! Romney was right! Less horses and bayonets makes us look weaker in the real world! twitter.com/Hey_ALF/status…
— Gordonn Shumway(@Hey_ALF) April 8, 2013

Can you spell Melania?

There is so much wrong with last night's All-Star Celebrity Apprentice that I don't even know where to start, except:

• Staye inn Skoool, kidz! Enter every spelling bee competition you can.
• Misspelling a major ad campaign when that is the current task at hand is totally ridiculous to say the very least.
• Brande Roderick's eye makeup is all glittery in the board room. Practices like these in corporate situations is completely unacceptable & no one should take her seriously on an executive level. 
• Do none of these celebrities have graphics experience? Talk about not being able to manage all portions of your business... Geez. Dearest Donald Trump, please hire me instead. Elementary mistakes simply would not happen. Is Nelly up in the board room because the country grammar is gettin' cray cray.
• Was this taped before or after Dennis Rodman hung out with Kim Jong Un?
• So, Melania spent ten years developing her line & you're going to call her a "spokesperson"? She is the creator. Duh. How rude.
• Finally, Stephen Baldwin is still hot. I've loved him since Bio-Dome. Please insert yourself into the vertical organization that I call my #BindersFullOfMen.

Below, please watch last night's episode and be sure not to miss the 27-ish through 29-ish minute marks.

So, what do you think? Inquiring minds want to know. Comment! Comment! Comment!

Furthermore...
Dennis Rodman is cohorting with the enemy & let's all hope that Trump fired him for that, also.

Born in Chicago, I grew up watching the Chicago Bulls all the time. They really had the dream team back in the day, right? The Chicago Bulls rocked.

But I can't help but forever have this image to the left forever burned into my brain. Sorry.

So, 
I beg to ask if Dennis Rodman is going to marry Kim Jong Un in the future. Is he going to be the one to save America single-handedly?

North Korea declared that they are in a state of war like two weeks ago or something.
Click here for an interesting video regarding North Korea rockets & missiles.
Click here for another one. Crazy stuff, right?

So, will there be a nuclear test soon? What will happen after April 10th?
Click here to read about how North Korea warns embassies to evacuate.

All I know is that there are tons of pictures of Rodman and Kim Jong Un hanging out together. So, one would think that Un wouldn't want to blow his friend up that happens to live in the USA. 

But if Rodman suddenly leaves the country, then naturally we all should, too...

Funny Horsey & Bayonetty Tweets

#VoteGunSense. Use #HorsesandBayonets instead. I beg you. Signed, The Horses and Bayonets Coalition

— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) April 2, 2013

#SequestrationThreat Unmanned drones, horses and bayonets twitter.com/RafalcaRomney/…

— Rafalca Romney (@RafalcaRomney) February 24, 2013

Assault unicorns are not just horses with bayonets...(dirty inbred cousins). Prepare the uprising. #assaultunicorns #horsesandbayonets

— Assault Unicorns (@AssaultUnicorns) January 17, 2013

I'm starting a campaign for 2016. It's called "disassociate my gentle, loving horse from this modern warfare, close combat weaponry"

— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) March 18, 2013

Obama: Fewer ships than 1916? We also have fewer horses and bayonets. on.cnn.com/Rhmurj #CNNdebate

— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) October 23, 2012

North Korea's gonna nuke us? Do we have enough horses and bayonets?

— Tanner Wood (@TheBoxStrangler) April 4, 2013

So, why the Twitter profile pic of just a bayonet? Well, everyone knows what a horse looks like, stupid.

— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) March 19, 2013

Rap Videos Fit For A President

           These raps are awesome. 

Let's all hope that Toronto Batman has the time to do more of them for future debates!

And just so we're all clear... Green Lantern can party on earth, particularly the USA, whenever he'd like. Characters welcome. Just call us before you come so we can give our boy, The General, a call. He'd like to schmooze you a little. He's got some big, extraterrestrial plans in store for Dos Equis.

Per the General:
"We don't always go to space. Just ask NASA. But when we do, 
Green Lantern transports us and drinks Dos Equis."

Speaking of which... are there any drinking and flying laws yet? Richard Branson, please answer us this very important question. Right after you're done investing in our business...

Thanks Obama

My arms are sore. Thanks, Michelle Obama!

Signed,
Every Woman in America

Just look at all these chicks with their Michelle Obama arms. 

Thanks for the epidemic, Michelle Obama!

For more "Thanks Obama" GIFs, click here.

Funny E-Cards

Binders Full of Men, GQ Style

* Please insert yourself into said page protector. *

Attn: People who love the male human form...

Robert Pattinson
April 2009 GQ Magazine
Photo by Nathaniel Goldberg

Drake
April 2012 GQ Magazine
Photo by Sebastian Kim

Channing Tatum
December 2012 GQ Magazine
Photo by Sebastian Kim

Taylor Lautner
July 2010 GQ Magazine
Photo by Mario Testino

Jeremy Renner
October 2010 GQ Magazine
Photo by Nathaniel Goldberg

Enjoy!

Horses and Bayonets

Now here's a cute song.

Lead the charge.

Never forget.

Follow Horses and Bayonets the Twitter account 

here.

Get your horse masks 

here and join in the horse head adventures. 

And don't forget the Dos Equis...

Michelle Obama Admires Harrison Ford

Don't you just love our First Lady? 
She's got a way about her how one time you see her talk all professional. 
And bam! 
The next moment she's relating well to our country's youth.

She's got her arms covered up. It's a shame. 
But obviously she doesn't want to take the attention away from the Jackie Robinson film. 

Because they are a showstopper!