Monday, April 8, 2013

Can you spell Melania?

There is so much wrong with last night's All-Star Celebrity Apprentice that I don't even know where to start, except:

  • Staye inn Skoool, kidz! Enter every spelling bee competition you can.
  • Misspelling a major ad campaign when that is the current task at hand is totally ridiculous to say the very least.
  • Brande Roderick's eye makeup is all glittery in the board room. Practices like these in corporate situations is completely unacceptable & no one should take her seriously on an executive level. 
  • Do none of these celebrities have graphics experience? Talk about not being able to manage all portions of your business... Geez. Dearest Donald Trump, please hire me instead. Elementary mistakes simply would not happen. Is Nelly up in the board room because the country grammar is gettin' cray cray.
  • Was this taped before or after Dennis Rodman hung out with Kim Jong Un?
  • So, Melania spent ten years developing her line & you're going to call her a "spokesperson"? She is the creator. Duh. How rude.
  • Finally, Stephen Baldwin is still hot. I've loved him since Bio-Dome. Please insert yourself into the vertical organization that I call my #BindersFullOfMen.
Below, please watch last night's episode and be sure not to miss the 27-ish through 29-ish minute marks.


So, what do you think? Inquiring minds want to know. Comment! Comment! Comment!


Furthermore...
Dennis Rodman is cohorting with the enemy & let's all hope that Trump fired him for that, also.

Born in Chicago, I grew up watching the Chicago Bulls all the time. They really had the dream team back in the day, right? The Chicago Bulls rocked.

But I can't help but forever have this image to the left forever burned into my brain. Sorry.

So, 
I beg to ask if Dennis Rodman is going to marry Kim Jong Un in the future. Is he going to be the one to save America single-handedly?

North Korea declared that they are in a state of war like two weeks ago or something.
Click here for an interesting video regarding North Korea rockets & missiles.
Click here for another one. Crazy stuff, right?

So, will there be a nuclear test soon? What will happen after April 10th?
Click here to read about how North Korea warns embassies to evacuate.

All I know is that there are tons of pictures of Rodman and Kim Jong Un hanging out together. So, one would think that Un wouldn't want to blow his friend up that happens to live in the USA. 

But if Rodman suddenly leaves the country, then naturally we all should, too...

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